It's six o' clock and I just broke my alarm clock
Impressions, who needs them? I have my caffeine
The field has been evacuated, how was I to play?
The jealousy of others is getting just a bit mundane

I was workin' my way through my twenties for a wage
But I'd rather come home to someone for a change
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
Neil Young was wrong, a man doesn't need a maid

What he needs is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone who'll laugh at his stupid jokеs
It's 5pm and I'm in the rush hour car
And I wonder why stations all play commercials at thе same time
What am I rushin' home to if I don't even have cable
Let alone someone to lay all my sarcasm on?

A nice home-cooked meal is what I crave
And a back window for my car to keep out the rain
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
And I'm watchin' my youth drip like urine down the drain

And what I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes

I was runnin' my way through my twenties for a wage
But I'd rather come home to someone for a change
My self esteem made me snort a can of Raid
And I'm watchin' my youth drip like urine down the drain

And what I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes
What I need is someone with no damaged goods
Interchangeable moods so things never get borin'
And someone to laugh at my stupid jokes